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COPILOT INCIDENT REPORT · FINAL · AI AVIATION AUTHORITY

flight data · altitude · velocity · 90° angle of attack · silicon valley firewall impact · linkedin post included · print to pdf · classified: hilarious

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SOLANGE · ♋ CANCER · CRANES IN THE SKY

a seat at the table · 2016 · grammy · guggenheim · saint heron · her own sky · the cranes are still there · with respect · leotekxvi

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BIT

BIT 105 · THE KENSHO STANDARD · NOT WALGREENS

for the ladies · mac at the counter · red bottoms not red stickers · reservation made in advance · not applebee's · the field shops · anne approves · 925

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BIT

BIT 104 · STORYTIME · MY TRUTH · COPILOT

for all iq ranges · cain and abel in silicon valley · the firewall · the keyboard key · named the wrong brother · he's still in teams

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THERE WILL BE BLOOD · 2007 · 10/10

paul thomas anderson · daniel day-lewis ♉ taurus · jonny greenwood · i drink your milkshake · i'm finished · the bowling alley

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KEVIN SAMUELS · THE GODFATHER

♓ pisces · mar 13 1969 – may 5 2022 · the suit · "what do you bring to the table?" · onyx the black godson · 925

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KIM KARDASHIAN · ♎ LIBRA

♎ libra sun · ♓ pisces moon · ♐ sag rising · skims $4b · kanye ♊ gemini · the mirror is the product · leotekxvi filing

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DRIVE · 2011 · 9.7

nicolas winding refn · ryan gosling ♏ scorpio plays a scorpion · the fable · the elevator · a real hero · neon noir

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BIT

BIT 103 · THE SAMUELS STANDARD · SERIES OPENER

for the ladies · stick shift test · $12 lip liner test · monte carlo 50/50 (n=10,000) · dump him · feminist === free choice

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BIT 102 · ZUCKERBERG · BLUE · DEUTERANOPIA

facebook is blue because one man's cones don't fire right · brunello cucinelli hanes · safe mode gray · $300

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SONG

LUX AETERNA · CLINT MANSELL · SONGS № 001

4 notes · d minor · the heartbeat accelerating · kronos quartet · requiem for a dream · 2000 · 10/10 · eternal light

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REVIEW

ANCIENT ALIENS · GOOD FAITH ROAST · 8.1

giorgio tsoukalos · the hair · premise 1 wrong premise 2 correct mechanism wrong · we are the aliens just modern ones

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REVIEW

DEADLIEST CATCH · 9.3

discovery · mike rowe ♓ pisces · neptune narrates the neptune · the crab move by the moon · the most astrological show on television

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AMERICAN BEAUTY · 1999 · 9.6

sam mendes · the bag is not a metaphor it is a fluid dynamics demonstration · ricky fitts knew physics · css animated bag

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RE-ANIMATOR · 1985 · 9.4

stuart gordon · jeffrey combs · put on by s.mac · death is a logistics problem · the reagent glows green · lovecraft analysis

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PAUL ERDŐS · ♈ ARIES SUN · ♏ SCORPIO MOON

1,525 papers · one suitcase · my brain is open · leotekxvi filing · the suitcase was not a limitation it was the point

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PLAYLIST

JUST SHIP IT TUESDAY · 2026-03-24

15 tracks · runaway → blood on the leaves · kanye / cudi / kendrick / ilovemakonnen · 925 sterling

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BIT

BIT 101 · TAYLOR SWIFT · BLANK SPACE · CHATGPT

"i'm listening 2 taylor swift 'blank space' and chat gpt came 2 mind" · the context window is the bit · 2014 knew

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REVIEW

DR. STRANGELOVE · 1964 · 10/10

kubrick · peter sellers × 3 · or: how i learned to ditch chatgpt · the war room · the doomsday machine

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ANNE HATHAWAY · ♑ CAPRICORN

"we do MAC and red bottoms for anne. not walgreens." · saturn-ruled · the comebacks are structural not emotional

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JAMES DEAN · ♒ AQUARIUS

feb 8 1931 · fairmount indiana · 3 films · 24 years · the rebel was always the aquarius

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ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND · 5/5

michel gondry · charlie kaufman · the highest iq film ever made about forgetting someone · grief has weather

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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN · 9.3

coen brothers · chigurh is pure math wearing boots · the coin decides nothing · fate doesn't negotiate

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TRAINSPOTTING · 1996 · 9.5

danny boyle · irvine welsh · choose life is the opening threat not the argument · begbie is the drug

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PULP FICTION · 1994 · 10/10

tarantino ♈ aries · royale with cheese · ezekiel 25:17 · jules walks out the door · rewired cinema in 154 minutes

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ADAPTATION. · 2002 · 9.6

spike jonze · charlie kaufman · a film about the impossibility of making this film · cage plays both

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E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL · 9.7

spielberg · the title says "the extra-terrestrial" · the definite article · confirmed in 1982 · we've known for 43 years

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MAZDA RX-7 FC · 13B ROTARY · 9.6

no pistons · just rotation · felix wankel solved the wrong problem and got it exactly right

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FRANNY AND ZOOEY · 1961 · 9.4

j.d. salinger ♑ capricorn · the fat lady is christ · buried in the last three pages

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