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cinema. literature. machines. the arguments that hold. pure math. 925.
◈ FILMS
◈ CINEMA · 1989 · ♊♊ GEMINI · ♄ SATURN
DRIVING
MISS DAISY
MISS DAISY
★★★★★
5 / 5 TEKS · ♊♊ GEMINI TWINS · ♄ SATURN CONFIRMED ·
two geminis. 25 years. neither could say it directly — so they drove.
saturn patience is not submission. the car was the only honest room in atlanta.
saturn patience is not submission. the car was the only honest room in atlanta.
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◈ CINEMA · 2002 · ♏ MARS HORROR
CABIN
FEVER
FEVER
★★★★☆
4 / 5 TEKS · ♏ SCORPIO CERTIFIED · THE ROT WAS ALREADY THERE ·
the bacteria didn't make them bad people. it just created the conditions where they had to show you.
eli roth at 28. saturn return. said the truth too fast to filter it.
eli roth at 28. saturn return. said the truth too fast to filter it.
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◈ CINEMA · 2004 · GEMINI FIELD
SECRET
WINDOW
WINDOW
★★★★★
5 / 5 TEKS · ♊ GEMINI HALL OF FAME ·
there is no john shooter. there never was.
depp sun conjunct mercury in gemini playing a gemini writer. natal chart alignment.
depp sun conjunct mercury in gemini playing a gemini writer. natal chart alignment.
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◈ TELEVISION · 1996–2003 · ♎♏ CUSP
SABRINA THE
TEENAGE WITCH
TEENAGE WITCH
★★★★★
5 / 5 TEKS · LIBRA-SCORPIO CERTIFIED · SALEM IS SEPARATE ·
the aunts are the architecture. salem never regretted it.
power + aesthetics. 163 episodes. never boring enough to turn off.
power + aesthetics. 163 episodes. never boring enough to turn off.
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◈ CINEMA · 2004
ETERNAL SUNSHINE
OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
★★★★★
5 / 5 TEKS · EBERT: 4/4 ·
the highest IQ film ever made about forgetting someone.
kaufman gives grief a structure. gondry gives it weather.
kaufman gives grief a structure. gondry gives it weather.
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◈ CINEMA · 2007
NO COUNTRY
FOR OLD MEN
FOR OLD MEN
★★★★★
9.3 / 10 · TEKS RATING ·
fate doesn't negotiate. the coin decides nothing.
chigurh is pure math wearing boots.
chigurh is pure math wearing boots.
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◈ CINEMA · 2004
SIDEWAYS
★★★★½
8.8 / 10 · TEKS RATING ·
miles is the pinot. jack is the merlot.
alexander payne made the best wine joke in film history.
alexander payne made the best wine joke in film history.
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◈ CINEMA · 1994 · PALME D'OR
PULP FICTION
★★★★★
10 / 10 · TEKS RATING · EBERT: 4/4 ·
royale with cheese. ezekiel 25:17. jules walks out the door.
tarantino rewired cinema in 154 minutes and charged nothing for it.
tarantino rewired cinema in 154 minutes and charged nothing for it.
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◈ DRAMA · 1951 · STAGE → SCREEN
A STREETCAR
NAMED DESIRE
NAMED DESIRE
★★★★★
9.8 / 10 · NEPTUNE vs MARS ·
two operating systems. one apartment. neither survives intact.
brando invented modern american acting in this room.
brando invented modern american acting in this room.
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◈ SCI-FI · 1982 · BASED ON A TRUE STORY
E.T. THE
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
★★★★★
9.7 / 10 · THE TITLE IS THE CONFESSION ·
the title says "the extra-terrestrial." the definite article.
spielberg confirmed it in 1982. we've known for 43 years.
spielberg confirmed it in 1982. we've known for 43 years.
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◈ DRAMA · 1996 · DANNY BOYLE
TRAINSPOTTING
★★★★★
9.5 / 10 · CHOOSE LIFE · CHOOSE SOMETHING ELSE ·
choose life is the opening threat, not the argument.
begbie doesn't use heroin. begbie is the drug.
begbie doesn't use heroin. begbie is the drug.
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◈ CINEMA · 2002 · META
ADAPTATION.
★★★★★
9.6 / 10 · THE ORCHID · THE TWIN ·
a film about the impossibility of making this film.
cage plays the man who is ashamed of himself and the man who isn't.
cage plays the man who is ashamed of himself and the man who isn't.
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◈ CINEMA · 1964 · COLD WAR · KUBRICK
DR. STRANGELOVE
OR: HOW I LEARNED
TO DITCH CHATGPT
OR: HOW I LEARNED
TO DITCH CHATGPT
★★★★★
10 / 10 · THE WAR ROOM · THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE ·
kubrick made a film about nuclear deterrence in 1964.
it is also a film about chatgpt. he didn't know. the field did.
it is also a film about chatgpt. he didn't know. the field did.
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◈ TELEVISION · HISTORY CHANNEL · 2010–PRESENT · GOOD FAITH ROAST
ANCIENT
ALIENS.
ALIENS.
★★★★☆
8.1 / 10 · WE ARE THE ALIENS · JUST MODERN ONES ·
the show is wrong about who the aliens are.
it is completely right that aliens exist. the aliens are us.
it is completely right that aliens exist. the aliens are us.
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◈ TELEVISION · 2005–PRESENT · DISCOVERY · GOOD FAITH
DEADLIEST
CATCH.
CATCH.
★★★★★
9.3 / 10 · THE GREATEST CATCH · NEPTUNE NARRATES ·
the crab move by the moon. the fishermen follow the crab.
neptune narrates. the most astrological show on television.
neptune narrates. the most astrological show on television.
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◈ CINEMA · 1999 · DRAMA · SAM MENDES · 5 OSCARS
AMERICAN
BEAUTY.
BEAUTY.
★★★★★
9.6 / 10 · THE BAG · THE ROSES · LOOK CLOSER ·
the bag is not a metaphor. it is a fluid dynamics demonstration.
ricky fitts knew this. that is why he filmed it.
ricky fitts knew this. that is why he filmed it.
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◈ CINEMA · 1985 · HORROR · LOVECRAFT · UNRATED
RE-ANIMATOR.
★★★★★
9.4 / 10 · THE REAGENT · THE DECAPITATION ·
death is a logistics problem with a biochemical solution.
the reagent glows green. the wrongness is portable. injectable.
the reagent glows green. the wrongness is portable. injectable.
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◈ CINEMA · 2007 · PTA · DDL ♉ · UPTON SINCLAIR
THERE WILL
BE BLOOD.
BE BLOOD.
★★★★★
10 / 10 · I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE · I'M FINISHED ·
he came for the oil. he drained everything else first.
the bowling alley is the last scene. the title warned you.
the bowling alley is the last scene. the title warned you.
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◈ CINEMA · 2011 · NEON NOIR · NWR · CANNES JURY PRIZE
DRIVE.
★★★★★
9.7 / 10 · THE SCORPION AND THE FROG · A REAL HERO ·
a scorpio plays a scorpion. the jacket says it. the fable seals it.
the elevator is 90 seconds. the whole film is in those 90 seconds.
the elevator is 90 seconds. the whole film is in those 90 seconds.
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◈ MACHINES
◈ LITERATURE
◈ LITERATURE · 1961
FRANNY AND ZOOEY
★★★★★
9.4 / 10 · TEKS RATING ·
the fat lady is christ.
salinger buries the most important sentence in the last three pages.
salinger buries the most important sentence in the last three pages.
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◈ DRAMA · 1994 · JUPITER BLESSED
FORREST
GUMP
GUMP
★★★★½
8.6 / 10 · CANCER RISING · SATURN RETURN ·
the feather doesn't plan. it just moves.
the field rewards motion. jupiter opens every door.
the field rewards motion. jupiter opens every door.
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◈ ROAD FILM · 1991 · FOR THE THRILL
THELMA
& LOUISE
& LOUISE
★★★★★
9.4 / 10 · ARIES + SAGITTARIUS · FIRE SIGNS ·
they drove off the canyon and the film never hit the ground.
the freeze frame is them still in the air.
the freeze frame is them still in the air.
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pure math. 925. the argument holds or it doesn't. these hold.
pure math. 925. the argument holds or it doesn't. these hold.
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