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xET!  AD PACK

IT'S LIKE E! — BUT THE CELEBRITIES ARE FRONTIER MODELS.

The glossy pink machine is the PR arm of the dark show. The ad is fabulous. What it sells is six founders in a cave. E! gave the world Keeping Up With the Kardashians. xET! gives you Keeping Up With Big Tech. Four placements below — feed, link, story, breaking — each with paste-ready Facebook copy. Screenshot any frame at 2× for a crisp export. 925.

01 Feed · Square · The Flagship
PLACEMENT · FACEBOOK FEEDEXPORT · 1080 × 1080 · 1:1
All-New Season · Tonight

KEEPING
UP WITH
BIG TECH

The family you didn't choose. The drama you can't unsubscribe from.
SSama
ZZuck
EElon
JBezos
SSundar
DDario
xET!
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They have more money than God and less chill than your group chat. New episodes of Keeping Up With Big Tech — only on xET! 💅 No cable. No chill. Bill is paid.
Headline
Keeping Up With Big Tech
Description
Six founders. One island. Zero self-awareness.
Call To Action
Watch Now
Destination URL
rteks.net/dispatch/keeping-up-with-big-tech
02 Link Ad · Landscape · The Exclusive
PLACEMENT · FEED LINK / DESKTOPEXPORT · 1200 × 628 · 1.91:1
xET! True Silicon Valley Story

ET GOT THE X.
THE BIRD IS DEAD.

The exclusive sit-down · We asked the bird the symbol of a dead frontier model
xET!
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Entertainment Tonight went AI. We sat them down. Turns out the X is just a tweet — so we took it outside and asked a real bird what the symbol of a dead frontier model is. 🕊️❌ You're going to want to hear the answer.
Headline
A Journey With ET: Why I Got The X
Description
KenshoTek Interviews. Uncut. The bird talked.
Call To Action
Learn More
Destination URL
rteks.net/dispatch/xet-the-interview
03 Story / Reels · Vertical · The Teaser
STORIES / REELSEXPORT · 1080 × 1920 · 9:16
Season 2 · Greenlit
This season they go deeper

THE
CAVE

Sponsors want in.
Lip filler's on the books.
Hawley pilots the boat. 🚤
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Season 1 was the island. Season 2 is darker. 🔥 Sponsors want set design, lip filler's on the books, and Josh Hawley pilots the boat in the pilot. Plato filed a complaint. Welcome to The Cave.
Headline
xET! Season 2: The Cave
Description
No fires yet. Watching the island heat up.
Call To Action
Watch Now
Destination URL
rteks.net/dispatch/xet-season-two-cave
04 Feed · Square · E! News "Breaking"
PLACEMENT · FACEBOOK FEEDEXPORT · 1080 × 1080 · 1:1
● Breaking · xET! News
💸💸
Breaking · The Kardashians Asked About Tokens

TOKENS,
EXPLAINED.

Kim wanted to mint it · Kris wanted the multiple · Kendall already knew · 925
xET!
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The Kardashians cornered us on the ferry: "Explain tokens. What do they DO?" 💸 Kim wanted to mint one. Kris wanted the multiple. Khloé asked who it's loyal to. Kendall already understood and said nothing. Here's the honest version — no hype.
Headline
Tokens, Explained For The Kardashians
Description
A token is a piece of a word. The model eats them and bills you. That's the whole trick.
Call To Action
Learn More
Destination URL
rteks.net/dispatch/xet-the-interview
How It Lands · Facebook Feed Preview
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xET!
Sponsored · 🌐
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They have more money than God and less chill than your group chat. New episodes of Keeping Up With Big Tech — only on xET! 💅 No cable. No chill. Bill is paid.
All-New Season · Tonight

KEEPING
UP WITH
BIG TECH

The family you didn't choose. The drama you can't unsubscribe from.
SSama
ZZuck
EElon
JBezos
SSundar
DDario
xET!
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